I am likeable. I really am.

A word to all of you internet women out there, I am likeable. Not only am I likeable as a friend, but I am likeable as a person in general. Not that a life with a physical being (not just a blow up doll) wouldn’t be amazing, but I am likeable.

Explanation below:
-i make mp3 players for AOL (a popular but failing in customer service department internet service provider)
-i have a website with no apparent theme or ..purpose.
-i have an awesome computer with a 3 GHz processor.
-i have a cellular phone that i pay for myself with 6pm nights to have sex over the phone with my potential internet mate.
-i don’t live with my mom anymore. Really….i don’t
-i have an annoying roomate who talks in the background when i am trying to have sex with my many followers….on the phone.
-i have a lot of people that kiss my ass
-people visit my site not because it’s awesome and blows away every other site, but because they are indeed droids created by me for the purpose of promoting my website and/or wasting their lives away on it
-i have lots of internet friends that really aren’t my friends, but that only talk to me, not because im a likeable person, which i am, but because they all want something from me. be it help, motivation, cybering, advice, drugs.
-my personality is bar none to every other lamer out there who pick up women for the purpose of getting them to pose naked on webcam or for phone sex.
-who wouldnt like freeza? …..seriously…not to sound conceited or anything but i own.. what more is there to say.

So I say this again to all women who read this, I don’t want a relationship with just anyone. I don’t want a real relationship, i don’t want physical contact, i don’t require any of that. but what i do require is that you’re easy, that you will try really hard to screw me over in the end, that you will buy me things, and give me money.

don’t go after me because i’m there for you and have been more than anyone regardless of the willingness to admit it or not. don’t go after me because out of everyone you talk to i’m the one that has the most appeal. don’t talk to me because i do everything for you.

GO down those points up there and go after me because i’m an amateur programmer from california with obsessive compulsive tendencies and a failing website, who has followers and people to kiss his ass because they think i will lead them to the promise land.