Peanut butter ANYTHING is good

Think about it. It’s true.

Peanut butter smeared on a bus driver’s asshole would probably taste good.

peanut butter is something you can have with almost any dessert and it would be good.

example:
-pb cookies
-pb ice cream
-pb cake
-pb muffins
-pb & saltine crackers
-pb & ritz crackers
-pb & any cracker
-pb toast
-pb pancakes
-pb waffles
-pb assholes
-pb smeared on your vagina
-pb smeared on your nipples
-a piece of bread with wrapped around my penis with peanut butter on it too.
-pb mixed up with a strawberry & banana smoothie
-peanut brittle

Peanut butter is like a universal treat that you can eat alone on a knife on the 28th of the month when you have no money left and you’re waiting for the 1st of the month to come so you can go shopping for more food and peanut butter.

Remember those different types of peanut butter that came out a few years ago for a limited time only?

-chocolate peanut butter
-apple cinnamon peanut butter

and some other one.

whether it’s chunky like baby shit, creamy like baby shit, or just plain old. peanut butter is awesome and anyone who disagrees should be shot in the face with a gun made out of peanut butter with peanut buttery bullets that splattered as they hit your skin and had a substance in it that attracted bees because it had honey in it..and the bees stung you to death because they thought you were made out of peanut butter. speaking of which….toast with honey and peanut butter on it ….Damn