Taking showers are gay.

I was always brought up to believe that a quick wipedown with the opposite side of a sponge was good enough. Who invented soap and those plastic washing devices? You know, the ones that try to be all fancy with the strings attached to them so that you may hang them in your shower to look cute when guests come over and snoop around in your bathroom.

What’s even worse are those people who boast and brag about showering 3 or more times a day. Congrats motherfucker, you are one dirty sack of shit. At least i know i dont get dirty enough to want to shower 3 times a day. All you need is baking soda, a water hose, and your best friend there to shoot that skin piercing stream of water at your back.

This method, the sopnge method, or if you have money, just buy some axe and degree and you’re in the game. You don’t need to wash your disproportionate body and come out smelling like apricots and spinach for all of 10 minutes before your rancid toe jam smelling BO comes back out.

I usually go days/weeks without stepping into a shower, top that off with hardly ever brushing my teeth and you have what looks like a homeless man straight out of the movies as the site admin, how aresome is that?