Vegetarians: here’s a cup full of balls; my balls

Fuck vegetarians. Seriously, they’re all bitches.

They parade around like a bunch of religious people criticizing your eating habits and mouthing off about how much better their nasty ass soy based products are than the originals they were based off.

Here’s a tip asshole: If i’m going to substitute a real burger for a soy one, i’d at least tell the truth about how shitty it tastes.

If your dog food tasting soy shit was even remotely close to being mouth watering like a big juicy burger from Johnny Rockets, i’m sure that more people would migrate to your way of eating.

Not only are they bitches, but they’re liars as well. What do religions and vegetarians have in common? they both lie a lot.

Example (religious people):
Lie: Going to church is fun and enjoyable!
Truth: Going to church is boring as hell and torture to sit through.

Lie: My religion is better than yours for the following reasons….
Truth: Your religion is NOT better than mine. In fact, your religion has child molesters and suicide bombers.

Example (vegetarians):
Lie: Soy chicken nuggets are so much better than real chicken nuggets.
Truth: Soy chicken nuggets taste like my ballsack was dipped into a bowl of turnip juice and surved to you cut open with olives on the side.

Lie: Once you get used to this way of eating, you’ll find that the food tastes identical if not better than what you used to eat.
Truth: Wrong asshole. If that were the case, half the people that follow your way of eating wouldn’t resort to eating cheesecake, fries, and potato chips after slipping up and cheating.

These kind of bitches should have the opposite side of carrot shoved up their ass then fed to them while I eat a burrito in front of their face.

I don’t have a problem eating healthy, not at all. It’s when people like to lie about shit we all know better about.

Soy based food will NEVER taste better than; or even closely resemble the mouth watering goodness of the food it was based after. Now once they can admit that and move on, i’ll be satisfied.

Not only are vegetarians liars, but they are stuck-up as well. They act like they’re better than you because they eat horrible replicas of food you and I enjoy on a daily basis. If I were out and about and came across a vegetarian, i’d body slam him into a tub of lard then throw freshly cooked scalding hot bacon at his/her face then whip my awesome cock out and piss on them all while humming the McDonald’s theme song.

Tofu dogs and retarded shit like that will never taste good. End of story.

Lick my big meaty balls.