Little kids are lame

Especially my friend’s kid.

This little asshole looks like an alien first of all. Secondly, when this asshole comes over my house, I have to anticipate him giong through my shit, asking me dumb questions, and just being all around annoying.

He’s like 4 or 5 years old or some shit right. This little goofy motherfucker plays with EVERYTHING that isn’t his. Little fucker took out my DVDs and started throwing them around the room, went all through my cans of frebreze spraying them in the air for god knows what reason, giggles like my grandma, smells awful, shit man what is it with little kids that make them such annoyances?

It took literally all my super saiyan power not to just sock this fool square in the face and send him into knock out land for a few hours. Instead, I just mad dogged the little shit whenever I noticed him touching my shit, eventually snatching it away saying “that’s dangerous, you could kill yourself (or i could kill you)”

When I was a kid, I could imagine me being just as awesome as I am now, hard penis, fascination with 4 year old vagina, all the same shit.

This kid seemed to have been fascinated with being a homo, looking like mr. potato head, and just being a downright lamer.

What is it with little kids and them always repeating what you say too? What the hell is the point in that? I’m like “damn I have to pee” “you have to pee??” no shit asshole that’s what I just said. Then I was like “hey I want you dead” and he goes “he he you want me dead??” errr. If I ever have a child of my own you best believe the swift hand of the law will stop him/her from being annoying around any of my friends that’s for sure.

If your parents weren’t around i’d knock you out homie.