Why does EVERYONE on buses smell like WD40?

Just some food for thought. It seems as though a cult of faggots decided to bathe in WD40 before hopping on the metro to go where ever they need to go. You know, the can of solution, says WD40 at the top, that you spray onto rusted metal and bike chains so that it doesn’t rust and/or get dried out. I don’t get it…. why do they all have to smell ilke car parts. It wouldn’t make sense for everyone who is a mechanic to take the bus places because they would fucking have a working car right?

I literally have to bury my face into my shirt and smell my own sweaty dirty flesh instead of smelling what appears to be a very dirty man or woman in front of me. I don’t know, i’m trying to give them the benefit of the doubt but when every one smells the exact same way it kind of starts to turn on paranoid mode.

I’m standing/sitting there looking like i’m swatting flies away from my face when really i’m trying to get the smell away from my nostrils. This shit is not cute man. It makes me even more assured that I am doing the right thing by buying into the Pocket Axe marketing scheme. Although the mixture of WD40 and an underhanded spray from my Pocket Axe doesn’t make the situation that much better. I mean imagine car parts sprayed with WD40 then a hint of Pocket Axe. But, damn it’s a lot better than this shit.

I finally arrive at my destination (which is usually a friend’s house or the store) and suddenly i’m the target of laughter. It seems as though i’ve inherited the funk now i’m passing it around like a plate of spaghetti. My friends are like dude what happened? Did you have to change a flat tire or something? Of course I lie and am like “yeah I saw a very hot helpless lady on the side of the road trying to change her own tires so I decided to leap out of the window of the bus to help her out.

Another thing, not that i’m complaining, but why the FUCK does no one ever bother to sit next to me when i’m on there? Is it because I DON’T smell like WD40? Somewhere in their rule book of what to do and what not to do on a bus ride it says HEY you are NOT allowed to sit next to anyone who doesn’t share your BO. That includes children as well.

It makes me feel like an outcast to smell like money while everyone else smells like screwdrivers & wrenches & shit. If they had glade plugins for your asshole then I think it would make things about 84% better.