People that like stupid shit on their food

Dude, i’ve been wondering a thing or two or three.

WHY THE FUCK do you assholes enjoy shit like pineapples on your pizza, ketchup on your eggs, and SHIT on your pancakes?

As if the whole fruit food group was never in the same category as any of the toppings on a pizza except for tomato sauce, which i will never admit to as being a fruit–you assholes have to go the extra mile and put slices of pineapple on pizza.

Like some kid with down symdrome started having a panic attack and throwing objects across the room, playing in his food, and dumping random objects onto his pizza, a piece of pineapple apparently fell on it. The lady who’s responsible for this retard, picked up the slice of pizza and for some ODD reason ate it, fell in love with it, then started spreading the word.

HEY GUYS, having pineapples on your pizza tastes quite good. Hell no it doesn’t. it tastes like shit. Sweet & sour SHIT. Trust me, if you ever wondered what a sweet and sour turd tastes like, you just ate one when you ate pizza with pineapples on it.

2. Why the fuck do people claim to enjoy cold pizza better than hot? are you fucking retarded? did grandpa smack you in the face with his cane or something? No, cold pizza is not better than hot pizza, cold pizza isn’t even good. Rubbery pieces of cheese do not taste good, nor do hard pieces of bread. get real. Cold pizza is for those individuals who didn’t pay their gas bill on time or just don’t have a microwave and can’t heat up the pizza. Speaking of which, microwaved pizza fucking sucks. after it’s already cooled down and looks like shit, heating it up in the microwave makes it turn out to be gummy, nasty, and just sick.

Some of you people must have been born with retarded taste buds or something. and by that i mean your taste buds probably would enjoy the taste of your own urine. I challenge you all to do a taste test, and drink some piss. If you enjoy that taste then you will enjoy cold pizza and pineapples on that pizza. hell you might as well go the extra mile and piss on the pizza before topping it with pineapples then shoving it into your pie holes.